JunOS Haiku

You can read funny Haiku in JunOS with the command „show version and haiku“ (former known as „blame“):

admin@router> show version and haiku
Hostname: router
Model: m5
JUNOS Base OS boot [10.4R13.4]
JUNOS Base OS Software Suite [10.4R13.4]
JUNOS Kernel Software Suite [10.4R13.4]
JUNOS Crypto Software Suite [10.4R13.4]
JUNOS Packet Forwarding Engine Support (M/T Common) [10.4R13.4]
JUNOS Packet Forwarding Engine Support (M5/M10) [10.4R13.4]
JUNOS Online Documentation [10.4R13.4]
JUNOS Voice Services Container package [10.4R13.4]
JUNOS Border Gateway Function package [10.4R13.4]
JUNOS Services AACL Container package [10.4R13.4]
JUNOS Services LL-PDF Container package [10.4R13.4]
JUNOS Services PTSP Container package [10.4R13.4]
JUNOS Services Stateful Firewall [10.4R13.4]
JUNOS Services NAT [10.4R13.4]
JUNOS Services Application Level Gateways [10.4R13.4]
JUNOS Services Captive Portal and Content Delivery Container package [10.4R13.4]
JUNOS Services RPM [10.4R13.4]
JUNOS AppId Services [10.4R13.4]
JUNOS IDP Services [10.4R13.4]
JUNOS Runtime Software Suite [10.4R13.4]
JUNOS Routing Software Suite [10.4R13.4]

 Glorious morning
 Well beyond what I deserve
 Stretch myself and grow


Here is a list of some Haiku I found on my box 😉

Another day dies
More joy than I can fathom
Yet more tomorrow

Look, mama, no hands!
Only one finger typing.
Easy: commit scripts.

TTL down one
the end nearer with each hop
little packet, poof.

Fish don’t like the cold
Even stupid birds head south
I agree with them

Blessed are the meek:
They shall inherit the earth.
Can I have the moon?

Stevie Ray plays on
The crushing weight of the blues
Claims another soul

Rest now, triumphant
Ye are more than Conquerors
Rest, unforgotten

3am; darkness;
Maintenance window closing.
Safety net: rollback.

… hush puppies…. good beer …
… the sea just before sunset …
… living like a king …

Shiny leather pants
Why don’t they squeak when they kick?
Is _that_ the secret?

Now that Zion’s safe,
can they find a better place
to get some sweaters?

They now make a soap
With caffeine infused in it
‚A truly clean buzz‘

Holiday spirit
Christmas comes but once a year
Keep it shining bright

Nothing feels as good
Arms filled with wiggling children
So much hope and love

Amazing photons
Carry our data worldwide
Never seem to stop

Economy stinks
Stock price hits another low
Stay laser focused

A little lightning
A fiber-seeking back-hoe
There goes my weekend

Help me, Obi-Wan
I just saw Episode Two
You’re my only hope

Not just the blue sky
Nor the mountains, nor the sea
Lucky live N.C.

Weeks of studying,
Days of lab exercises:

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